Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Movie Review: Mr. and Mrs. Smith

First things first: suspending disbelief while watching this movie requires some metaphorical mental engineering that puts the George Washington Bridge to shame. The situations that aren't ridiculous are implausible, the ones that aren't implausible are improbable, and the ones that are none of the above are just plain silly or utterly logic-defying.

That aside, at its core this is one of the better romantic comedies Hollywood has managed to produce in quite some time. It's kind of like The Awful Truth with Hong Kong fight choreography and twenty-first century weaponry. If that sounds horrifying, don't see it. If it sounds like fun, you'll probably enjoy it.

I was not as blown away by the much-vaunted Pitt/Jolie chemistry as I'd expected to be, given that on any given day they're both more likely than not to be on my list of the five sexiest people on earth. In fact, despite my general appreciation of Le Pitt (as my former boss likes to say, "he's not my type... but he's everyone's type"), I don't think the fact that John Smith is hopelessly outmatched by his wife on almost every level (with the possible exception of his sense of humor) was entirely a character choice. Brad Pitt is the best American Hunkdom has to offer (and, again, I don't mean to damn him with faint praise here). Angelina Jolie is sexy on some kind of superhuman level. She's not as good an actress as he is an actor (Pitt is genuinely engaging, fun and sometimes hilariously funny in this role, in an effortless, low-key way), but one gets the feeling watching the movie that she's a demigoddess who somehow found herself in love with a bumbling but charming mortal and just can't bring herself to give him up yet. Jane Smith is smarter, deadlier, and more efficient than her husband, and in their big fight scene, rather than flinch at the sight of John beating up his wife, your instinctive reaction is that he's fighting for his life, while she's just looking to get the chance to take her shot.

To be fair, I think Jude Law might be the only actor who could go toe to toe with Jolie in the superhuman sexiness sweepstakes. He lacks Pitt's American specificity (Achilles... not so much) and shares Jolie's quality of seeming to have forgotten more kinky tricks than most people will ever learn, to the extent that even when he's not playing queer roles, the screen is suffused with an aura of homoeroticism. Johnny Depp might stand a chance as well, though, despite his tendency to play conflicted Byronic characters, he's always seemed more wounded or befuddled than dangerous (even, a bit, in his turn as a ruthless CIA assassin).

There's a litany of minor and major plot points to pick apart, but the truth is, I really enjoyed it, was surprised how much I enjoyed it, and that's all there is to it.

And "Making Love (Out of Nothing at All)" is now TOTALLY stuck in my head. I refuse to buy it on iTunes. Refuse, I say!

Movie Review: Batman Begins. WARNING: LONG

I don't know if it was just my feeling that all the recent Tom Cruise shenanigans smacked of desperate self-promotion, or what, but I really wasn’t expecting all that much from Batman Begins. In the event, however, Katie Holmes notwithstanding, it was one of the better comic book movies I’ve seen, on a par with the Spiderman and X-Men franchises.

Unlike the Marvel-based movies, however, Batman Begins provided a lot of fodder for my inner American Studies dork. To begin with, it felt an awful lot like it had been made by someone who fell asleep in 1934 and woke up in 2004, pausing only long enough to brush up on filmmaking technology and advances in weaponry, but remaining uninformed of and untouched by the history or anxieties of the intervening 70 years. At its heart, this origin story might as well have unspooled in the daily boxes of a long-gone comic strip. The menacing mob boss at the heart of Gotham's moral decay is more pragmatic than depraved, an Al Capone type who'd be eaten alive by the more modern noir criminals of Sin City. The Mongolian/Himalayan training sequences, though less rife with thoroughly horrifying racial stereotypes than they would have been in 1930, are at their heart part and parcel of the Orientalist fantasies of the dying Imperial age, when there were still corners of the earth no “civilized" man (we won't mention the women) had trod, and anyone might find Shangri-La... or, given world and time enough, build a Secret Mountainside Assassin Training Lodge on a glacier, of course. The placidly asserted moral and parental superiority of young Bruce Wayne's multi-billionaire father, who selflessly pours all his resources into building an architecturally stunning Art Deco elevated train system in an attempt to lift his fellow Gothamites' spirits in the midst of a depression AND tends to his young son’s hurts and fears in a caring but stoic fashion, puts him somewhere beyond Daddy Warbucks in some Saintly Rich Guy Pantheon that Andrew Carnegie can only grumble at from his position in purgatory. Alfred is a bossy, snarky amalgam of Jeeves, Bunter, and Mary Poppins, dedicated to making sure his young "master” doesn't destroy himself or the family name.

This is perhaps the most curious part of this movie: despite its dealing with a fundamentally American icon, and allowing only Liam Neeson (and a few pan-Asian lackeys) to speak in a non-American idiom, the movie feels essentially British in many ways. Not just British, but dying-Empire British, with an emphasis on the duties and responsibilities of the upper classes toward their social (if not, this time, racial) inferiors and to their own legacies. Bruce's flight from the confines of Princeton toward the wastes of China makes perfect sense in the tradition of Burton and Shackleton (or, hell, Prince Hal, for that matter). Stately Wayne Manor (no one actually calls it this, more’s the pity) is an ancestral pile of the sort that just doesn't spring from the earth on shores this side of the Atlantic, never mind the claims that it sheltered "six generations" of Waynes. It is suggested that Wayne Enterprises’ foray into the fields of military research is in some way a betrayal of a proud familial legacy (which, of course, begs the question of exactly what they did to originally amass all those billions, because there are few, if any, fortunes of that sort acquired without depredations of some kind, particularly if they predate the internet). Even Bruce’s assumption of the Batman mantle is framed not as an exercise in old-fashioned American vigilantism (he does try that, and fails), but as a noble obligation to a crusade. He's as much idealized Edward the Black Prince as he is modern superhero, chastely maintaining his love for the girl whose token he (eventually) bears.

I'm very far from the biggest Batman geek out there, but I don’t think the "Dark Knight" moniker has ever felt quite so appropriate. It's interesting, because there is a very specific recurrent boy-meets-girl boy-loses-girl-because-boy-likes-violence boy-gets-girl-back-because-girl-realizes-violence-is-necessary-and-boy-is-The-Last-Good-Man plot in American pop culture that justifies violence in general and vigilantism in particular through the approval (and, usually, sexual passion) of wealthy and/or upper-middle-class "civilized" women (see The Virginian or The Clansman, though you're forgiven for not wanting to). I thought toward the beginning of the movie that it would adhere to that plot, but it doesn't quite. Bruce’s beloved approves of Batman as a crusader, and seems to come to see him as somehow above the law (like a king) rather than merely outside it, as he would have been as a common vigilante. Despite this, she declares that she can't be with him, as he has "left Bruce Wayne somewhere out there” in his quest to become Batman. While I'm certainly not going to object to the lack of twooo wuuuv here, it’s hard not to feel like part of her discomfort is that she will always be the housekeeper's daughter, and this is a movie, above all, about people who Know Their Place (and/or Duty).

Indeed, the villains in the movie seem to be successful in their goals based primarily on how worthy an opponent they are to "Gotham's prince." The (nouveau riche and uncouth) mob boss is easily and handily dispatched. Cillian Murphy's Scarecrow, a genuinely disturbed and disturbing psychiatrist, is harder to evade, and has better laid plans. Like Peter O'Toole's, Murphy’s uncommon prettiness can seem simultaneously aristocratic, deranged and otherworldly. I've always thought that O’Toole's eyes, even in his lightest, "straightest,” roles, conveyed a sense of having spent a bit too much time under the hill drinking mead with proud Titania, and Murphy has that quality here. If there is a whiff of twenty-first century post-terrorist menace to be found in this movie, it’s in the Scarecrow's happy embrace of violent psychoactive drugs. He's willing to watch a city rip itself to pieces to satisfy his own clinical curiosity, but ultimately lacks both a true commitment to a cause and the resources to carry out his experiments independently. The true villain of the movie is Ra's Al Ghul, who seems to have been vaguely Arab or Middle Eastern in the comic books, but here is ostensibly Japanese. He is seen as Batman's flip side, another aristocrat, but one who understands that society must be destroyed to save it from itself. Somehow, this comes across as more misguidedly Neitzschean than twentieth century genocidal, and the battles between those men are seen as duels of a certain kind of honor between equals.

All of which may or may not be intentional, but doesn't distract from the movie’s clear goals: to present a Batman who is both psychologically and morally "realistic” or at least comprehensible, and a world where such a being is merely improbable, rather than totally ridiculous. Depending on one's feelings about the plausibility of cloistered evil superninjas, it more or less succeeds on all counts, from the batarangs to the Batmobile. And, of course, the actors are fantastic... it's unfair to complain about Katie Holmes when she's being held up for comparison to the likes of Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman (underplaying the eventual Commissioner Gordon so well he was nearly unrecognizable) and Michael Caine.

The movie's ending makes clear that Warner's would like this to be the start of a new franchise, and it definitely deserves to be. I would hope, however, that next time they add a bit of the erotic to Batman's tortured psyche and give him a love interest worthy of this endeavor. That means someone needs to hire Angelina Jolie to play Selina Kyle/Catwoman right now. Because as acceptable as Michelle Pfeiffer managed to be, Catwoman is supposed to be both brunette and mad, bad, and dangerous to know. Angelina ain't getting any younger, and I don’t think there's ever been an actress more suited to prowling around in bias-cut satin wielding whips as weapons and toys. C'mon, guys... you know you want to.

Friday, June 17, 2005

In which the Decline of Western Civilization is probably (not) hastened, and there is much discussion of books

OK, Jess is rapidly becoming the Very Important Guest Star of this blog. Or, like, the Lucifer of my Paradise Lost. I will endeavor not to give her ALL the good lines. Because I want to be my OWN damned antihero! Um... no pun intended.

There is a thing in the ether-world, I am given to understand, called a meme. This is basically a direction, or set of directions, distributed amongst ether-friends, to entertain themselves and/or each other. If one is ordered (or, more politely, requested) to participate in said meme, one is said to have been "tagged."

So: Jess has tagged me to do the following meme, which I'm going to call The Book Meme:

1. Total number of books I've owned:

I'm going to have to go with thousands. Right now, there are around 400 books in my living room (I know because there's a library-cataloging program I've started using to keep track) and probably about three times that many in my office (based on the comparative shelf and books sizes). I gave away many many boxes of books before I moved to Los Angeles, and there are still a few in my mom's basement and in my Aunt Loretta's house. Boxes, not books.

2. Last book I bought:

The Historian, by Elizabeth Kostova. It was 40% off, and has the potential to attract legions of Dan Brown/Anne Rice fans, which means that, despite the huge initial print run, the first edition may some day be worth something. If not, at $15, it was no more expensive than my eventual paperback purchase would have been.

3. Last book I read:

I haven't been reading much, lately. I've been pretty work-busy and a little brain dead. One recent weekend, however, I finished Kazuo Ishiguro's When We Were Orphans and Holly Black's Valiant within about 24 hours of each other.

4. Five books that mean a lot to me:

Seriously, five?? Um, here are some... sets of books that mean a lot to me.

a) The Harry Potter Books. I put them first because I realize that their importance to me is actually relevant to the putative theme of this blog, i.e. travel and discovery and the consumption of culture. So: I bought the first Harry Potter book in February of 1999, in Chicago, three days after my dad died, and read it in one escapist sitting. The second book came out in the U.S. shortly before I was leaving for Africa, Ireland, and the U.K., and I read it in the passport office while I waited to pick up my passport. The third book came out in the U.K. a couple of weeks later, while I was in Edinburgh (and had more or less just successfully taught myself to drive a stick shift... on the wrong side of the road), so I read it well ahead of the groundswell of U.S. fervor. The fourth book came out when I was in Europe the following summer, and, briefly stranded at Charles de Gaulle, I yielded to temptation and read it in one of the airport's on-site hotel cubby things (not as scary as the Japanese sleep-pods, but slightly smaller than a bedroom in a low-rise ten-man, for the reference of those who went to school with me). The fifth book came out while I was traveling for two weeks for a business trip, and was waiting for me when I got home. The sixth book will come out while I am in China. It will also be waiting for me when I get home, but I'm wondering if I won't just cave and buy a copy in Hong Kong. It seems likely.

b) The Face of War by Martha Gellhorn, My War Gone By, I Miss it So by Anthony Lloyd, We Wish to Inform You that Tomorrow We Will Be Killed With Our Families by Philip Gourevitch. Three stupefyingly well-written and compelling accounts of the worst (with occasional flashes of the best) possible purposes humanity can decide to get up to.

c)The Great Gatsby, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, and Absalom, Absalom. Because we might be a nation of callow, gun-toting idiots, but by god, we can create some literature that's just as damn good as anything in the history of ever.

d)The President's Daughter by Ellen Emerson White, Tam Lin by Pamela Dean, and Kissing in Manhattan by David Schickler. The first told me who my friends were, the second made me want to be an English major, and the third is the book I wish I'd written.

e)The New York Trilogy by Paul Auster, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami, and Galatea 2.2 by Richard Powers. Because Beautiful Prose and Ripping Yarns/Genre Fiction don't always just have to stare distrustfully at each other across a chasm of Critical Regard.

5. Which five people would you most like to see fill this out in their blogs?

I will come back to this question once I figure out a)if I know five people with blogs and b)how to do that hyperlink thing that links to them.

ETA: Hee. The spellchecker wants me to replace "i.e." with "IEEEEE" which seems... hilariously alarmist.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

In which there is Seismic Activity and an unexpected science experiment

I've lived in Los Angeles for over eight years now (ack!), and had, until this afternoon, felt exactly two earthquakes.

One was within a month of my moving here, and the other was this past Sunday morning. I was in bed for both of them.

The first was in the middle of the night, and I was woken up by the rattling of a sliding door, which my subconscious interpreted as a kamikaze attempt on the part of my cat to explore Elysian Park. When I woke up, I realized the room was shaking, and thought, "huh. Earthquake. Hope the cat's not freaked out." Which, having nerves of steel and a temperament better suited to some Norse mythological beast, he certainly wasn't.

The second was while I was fully awake. My bed started shaking, and I assumed the dog had jumped on it, until I realized the windows were rattling and my bed suddenly felt like a waterbed. Wavy!

This afternoon, I was, um, working DILIGENTLY here in the beautiful IMAX building in Santa Monica, when I got an IM from a friend working in Hollywood: "Did you feel that?"

I'm pretty used to not feeling minor tremors, and was about to hit enter on my response, "No- earthquake?" when the building started to shake.

Estimated time for shockwave to travel from Hollywood, CA to Santa Monica, Ca (approx. 14 miles): about 20 seconds.

When I don't need to do the math, I really love science.

In which there is a Mission Statement with bullet points and also some statistical rambling.

Okay. So, at the behest of my lovely and persuasive friend Jess (she whose fault it is I live in Los Angeles, when it comes right down to it) I have started this blog for the following purposes:

1) To keep anyone who's interested updated about my frequent domestic and less- frequent- though- hopefully- increasingly- so international travels.

2) To encourage myself to think critically on a slightly more frequent basis than I currently do, i.e. to serve as a repository of movie/ book/ (and maybe) music/ restaurant/ hotel reviews and/or mini pop-culture essays. I will try to limit self-indulgent wankery if at all possible.

3)To have a place to put those things that make me want to call everyone I know to say... What The Fuck?? For instance, yesterday, as I drove to work, I saw that the Staples Center's blinky light sign (I'd say neon, but it's more amber alert), rather than flashing the next six month's events, simply displayed the following: Los Angeles Welcomes King Tut. Rather as though a small town in Iowa were welcoming a Soviet Premier. Perhaps I'm the only one who thinks this is hilarious.

Occasionally I will probably post pictures of my dog. You have been warned.

So, statistics!

I have been to:

41 states (though my friend France would argue that some of them don't count, because you can't claim a place unless you spend three nights there. I would adopt this rule except that it would mean I had to go back and spend three nights in Nebraska, and really, I'm quite convinced that driving across it showed me all I needed to see. There is possibly room in my heart for one night in Omaha and the investigation of thrift stores therein, but not three). Of the nine I haven't been to, the one you're not expecting is Vermont. Yes, I spent four years within 100 miles of it. No, I have no idea how I managed not to go there either. Um... it's not on the way to Maine? I was lame and didn't go to Montreal? Can't tell you.

21 countries outside the U.S. (though Sweden and Botswana are logistical technicalities, as I drove through one and spent three hours in the other, Vatican City probably shouldn't count, and I'm counting Scotland just because I feel like it, on the basis of... culture trumping empire. Or something.)

3 continents, soon to be 4 (no disclaimers here), and....

2 Canadian provinces. This is shockingly few and I'm not sure how it happened. But I clearly suck and need to go on a big Canadian road trip.

Hmm. This spellchecker is le suck. It found no actual misspelled words, but suggested I replace "fuck" with "Fuji" (there's an apple/carnal knowledge joke in there somewhere that I am too lazy to make) and "Tut" with "tutu." It also suggested I replace my correctly used contractional "it's" with a possessive "its." Grr.

Oh, wait, I promised no self-indulgent wankery. Please to ignore the grammar obsessive.

In which I am weak, and succumb to peer pressure.

This is a test... of my Emergency Assimilation of No-Longer-New Technologies System.

Hereinafter, I hope to only post when I have something of actual potential interest to say.