Wednesday, July 27, 2005

July 14: In which we fail to leave Dali but are recompensed with tea and various kinds of music

Soooo... you all may recall that on the night of July 13, I made it home at about 4:30 AM (after a vaguely sucessful attempt at defending the honor of the blue states and those who share their convictions, in French, to a stoned and/or drunk French university student). The boys made it back a few hours later. I got up first, at 11:30. None of us were aware that checkout time at the lodge was noon, mainly because it said on the back of our door that it was 6 PM. In any event, since we were going to be locked into paying for our rooms for the night, we decided to stay in Dali, rather than make the trek to Lijiang. We also decided that we should book our plane tickets for our onward travel from Lijiang... Beijing for Alan, to meet up with his girlfriend Sylvia, Chongquing for me, to start a ferry trip down to the Three Gorges, and Chengdu for Cristoph, who was going to hike some sacred mountains and visit some pandas.

As we lethargically hung around the guesthouse trying to make plans to do... something! anything! (the rain had stopped, but trails in the mountains were too wet for horseback or bicycle riding (the latter of which, along with eating dog, I had categorically refused to do anyway, if it involved a mountain of any kind)), our Taiwanese friend David stopped in the lodge and showed us a collection of CDs he'd bought at a shop that had just opened a couple of days ago. He told us that the man who ran the shop was a musician who had spent years travelling to remote parts of China and Tibet recording musicians performing folk songs (kind of a Rick Bayless of Chinese folk music, except actually being vaguely of the same ethnicity as those whose art he was collecting- I say vaguely because I believe that he is Han Chinese, while the vast majority of the songs he collected were from minority cultures and performers). For the most part, the musicians recorded weren't "officially" musicians, from a Chinese governmental standpoint, and this thus represented exactly the kind of material Cristoph hoped to collect for his documentary.

The CDs themselves were presented in an aesthetically beautiful package, with plain brown sleeves inscribed with black Chinese characters, all tied together with thin twine.


Thus energized by a Quest and some Purpose, the three of us set off after our late and rather unsatisfying lunch to find the shop. It was actually the easiest quest in history, as in involved walking four blocks down the street from our hotel, but the store hadn't been open the last time we'd gone so far down, so it FELT like an adventure.

When we found the shop, we were immediately charmed. Unlike many Chinese shops, which are hectic and crowded even when relatively upscale, this store was a calm, peaceful oasis. Qin, the musician's.... wife? girlfriend? partner? acolyte? unclear, since she tended to refer to him in English as "the man" and not, I think, in a hegemonic sense, invited us in and asked us to sit down for some tea. Qin, by the way, is pronounced something like a cross between "queen" and "cheen" but with a slight hint of a "ts" to the "ch." There's really a reason my Chinese vocab consists of roughly four words. I can't pronounce any of it.

As we sat at a low tea table, looking back through the shop to the courtyard beyond, Alan, Cristoph, and I found ourselves grinning dellightedly at each other. Aside from the table on the floor, the shop had only one small rack of clothes near the front door, a couple of elaborate robes hanging on the wall next to it, and a homemade wood and rope bookcase filled with instruments the musician had either made himself or collected in his travels.

Qin served as translator for me and Cristoph (mostly Cristoph) when Alan went off to phone Sylvia. She played many of the songs from various of the 8 cds for us, and, at Cristoph's request, painstakingly wrote down in both English and Chinese which minority groups were represented on which CD.

It became clear that each set of CDs had to be more or less made to order, as the discs were burned from the musician's home computer, and the labels on the sleeves were done BY HAND. When I return home, I'll take a picture of my set, and hopefully it will convey the artistry of the latter process. As I listened to the music, I felt that I, too, wanted a set of the CDs... both for purposes of cultural interest and to support the original effort in general. We were told that I could get a set if I came back the next morning at 10 AM (Cristoph had bought the only remaining set they had to hand).

While we waited for the musician to return with some of the CDs, a group of Qin's friends arrived, accompanied by the cleanest, happiest-looking dog I had seen thus far in all of China. Now, it wouldn't be fair to say that every dog I saw seemed abused and/ or unhappy... for the most part, to that point, I had really only wanted to forcibly rescue (look away, Mom, Roxanne, and Flo) the collie we saw chained outside the vegetarian restaurant across from our lodge, whose owner seemed to fee the need to come out and smack it regularly, for what offense I could not imagine, as it seemed pathetically friendly and eager to please, DESPITE being kept on such a short leash I would have been pissed off if that had been the only mistreatment I'd seen. It would be fair to say that my true imperialist longings show myself in this area: "Yes, yes, I know the natives are starving, but YOU! There! Stop mistreating that animal!! Here, Bunter, establish a veterinary clinic at this lamasery, will you, and let's put something of a stop to this nonsense. And you, there, Lord Fotheringale, stop mistreating the help, damn you." I would really, really, like to have the money and power to buy up and deliver any abused and/or neglected animals I came across and set up a fund for their care and maintenance with some nice Buddhists, in other words. Though I suppose that would create a market whereby people intentionally mistreated animals, thinking to make them more valuable to the crazy laowai (foreigner). Such are the moral dillemmas of the imaginary imperialist. Anyway, back to the dogs: most of the dogs I saw in China were variations on short-haired Pekinese mutts or other kinds of small dogs. I saw one purebred (or so it would seem) Dalmation, and the pitiful collie, but most of the dogs I saw, though seeming happy enough, and all quite friendly, were on the scruffy and potentially slightly underfed side, and looked like you would definitely want to wash your hands immediately after petting them.

Qin's friends, on the other hand, were accompanied by a shiny, fluffy, golden retriever mix of some kind, which was as different in carriage from the general line of Chinese mutt as Qin's shop was from the general line of tourist stand. Oddly, it was also the least friendly... to me, at least, it was very excited about the people it already knew. Anyway, seeing a dog that was clearly cossetted to the level I like to think is appropriate (I know, I know, people are starving, I'm SORRY) did nothing but add to the extremely warm vibes I felt in Qin's shop.

When the musician returned, Cristoph prevailed upon him to play some of the instruments he made, a succession of mouth harps with dramatically different tones. All in all, I think we were there drinking tea for four or five hours.

We returned to the tasty pizza place we'd eaten at the night before, then returned to our lodge to find one final music party in full swing. There was much rejoicing, as we'd all thought we'd said goodbye to each other the night before. As the tour group was also heading on to Lijiang, they kindly invited us to go with them the following morning at 9 AM. We were delighted at the idea, but there was a catch.... our plane tickets, which Alan thought would be difficult to procure later, were coming to us on a bus from Kunming, becuase the only official ticket printer in Dali was broken. We had been told the tickets would arrive at 10 AM. Our friends said they could hold the bus until 9:30. We were doubtful that the tickets would actually APPEAR by 10, and were a bit woebegone as the party ended, but decided to get up early the next morning and give it the old college try. As the say.

PS- No, I actually didn't mope around the lodge all day, I hied me off to go shopping, and procured some lovely textiles. But this way reads better.

In which I emerge triumphantly from behind the Bamboo Curtain and my love affair with Hong Kong continues unabated.

Wheeeeee!!!!

I can read comments again! Sooo exciting.

In case I didn't already think the HK airport rocks enough, I today experienced the Airport Shuttle train. It costs about $15US one way to the Hong Kong Island main terminal, on a beautifully clean electric train that stops RIGHT INSIDE THE AIRPORT. Unlike many airport trains (particularly in the US), luggage trolleys (which, by the way, are free here, as they are in ALL OTHER CIVILIZED PARTS OF THE WORLD EXCEPT OUR OWN)go right to the door of the trains, where uniformed "red cap attendants" usher you on to a suitably empty train car and load your bags, all with breezy impersonal efficiency that defies you to even offer them a tip, never mind making it seem like they expect one.

The train moves swiftly and quietly through Hong Kong's lovely tropical setting, and its progress is marked on an LED display... there's a line of lights from the Airport to Hing Kong Island, with two other stops in between, and blue lights illuminate as progress is made along the track.

When you disembark at the other end, there are MORE luggage trolleys waiting for you, which enable you to move easily to the taxi stand, where more red cap attendants wait to usher you into a cab and assist you with your luggage (note that if you are staying in one of the more famous of Hong Kong's hotels, the train fare includes a free shuttle to said hotel), again moving briskly but cordially in clear defiance of any expectation of a tip.

I think I didn't necessarily mention before that HK taxis are quite cheap (though not compared to China's), and all have automatic doors, which is a neat Britain-meets- Disneyesque touch.

It's gorgeous here, and not TOO hot. Yay Hong Kong.

And now I return to the events of a week and a half ago...

Book Review: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Yeah. So, as we all know, I am spoiled, weak, and have no self-control. So... I finished it.

If you don't want to know any details about the book, read no further.





No, really.




I mean it.




You've been warned.




Sigh.





Some people.





First of all, I guessed the book's big secrets (Dumbledore= dead, Snape = Half Blood Prince) from the New York Times' supposedly spoiler-free review. Ummm....I suppose it would be spoiler-free for people who had NEVER SEEN A MOVIE BEFORE. Just had to get that off my chest.

Aside from the "all you need is love" wankiness toward the end, this book came damn near to topping the third one in my affections. Unlike the fifth book, which left me feeling a bit irritated, both with the death of Sirius and Harry's dunderheaded behavior in general, and thinking that my love affair with the books was maaaaaybe just a little bit over, this book left me on the edge of my seat waiting to see how things would play out. Yes, I sacrificed valuable blogging time to sprawling across a decadently-styled Ming reproduction canopy bed and feverishly turning pages. That all said: I do not think Snape is actually evil. I think his killing Dumbledore was some kind of pre-arranged plan. For further evidence: he prevents the apparently still-redeemable Draco from killing Dumbledore, and he prevents HARRY from using an unforgiveable curse (apparently having seen the most recent Star Wars movie and understanding that when the Chosen Ones turn to the Dark Side, things get Very Bad Indeed). So. I suspect both Snape and Draco will end up, if not exactly on Our Team by the end, at least deciding that My Enemy's Enemy Is My Friend, and that Voldemort is the enemy. And, because I am a vengeful girl, I want something horrible to happen to Dolores Umbridge. Because she is The Suck.

I now return this blog to items of interest to those of you who have a properly established beachhead in the Adult World.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Reading Harry Potter in Beijing

I'm trying really, really hard not to.

But I caved and bought the British edition here today, mostly to prove to Ben Adair that such a thing would indeed be possible. It's POSSIBLE, I suppose, that this is a really, really, good fake, but highly improbable, given the normal realm of Chinese-generated English.

Book review: Doctor Thorne by Anthony Trollope

It is a truth perhaps not universally acknowledged, yet nonetheless felicitous, that when one chooses to partake of the company of those characters so decorously yet devastatingly delineated by certain past masters of English prose, one finds oneself for a time thinking in their particular idiom, and desiring to continue to while one's time pleasantly away in their company.

Given my recent whirlwind tour through the world of Patrick O'Brien's Aubrey and Maturin novels, I intend to do my best to resist the urge to consume Trollope's Barsetshire novels in the same way.

This is partially because Ruth Rendell's introduction to the novel indicated that it is Trollope's most cheerful book, and frankly, cheer is what I most desire in my 19th century novelists. I want to be amused by foibles, befuddled by occasional archaic turns of phrase, and satisfied with a happy ending for all concerned who deserve it. I want Jane Austen, not Emily Bronte, and Doctor Thorne provided all of that most admirably.

I may be unusual in finding that 19th century novels are excellent companions on long trips (with the notable exception of War and Peace, of which I read the first six hundred pages before I determined that not only did I not have the faintest idea where anything was happening, I didn't give a damn about any of the characters. I gave it up and read a trashy novel provided by my friend's Dutch aunt). For those who share my enjoyment of Austen, however, I recommend Doctor Thorne, as it is amusing, lengthy, and possessed of a happy ending. It is also filled with Trollope's omniscient-narrator digressions, which are not so lengthy (nor so informative) as Victor Hugo's, but quite entertaining nonetheless, as they give a great deal of ammunition to those who would argue in favor of the existence of authorial intent.

In which there are Technical Difficulties, a sheepish expression, and a steely look of determination

Right. So.

Way behind.

My poor mother was convinced that I had started spouting anti-PRC seditious propaganda on this blog and had somehow had my POSTS filtered, thinking that my dated posts had actually been written on the dates they discussed and had sloooooowly crawled their way through Chinese censors to your eyes. No, in fact, I just haven't had the opportunity to get new posts written. This is due to the combination of a)shitty internet connections and b)being on a Yangtze boat trip for a few days, which meant no internet. I should clarify that the shitty internet connections were not necessarily shitty per se, but were shitty in re: my checking my e-mail, which meant that, for instance, I spent three hours on line in Chongquing trying and failing to communicate both with the outside world and with those I was coordinating with in China. Harumph, I say, and twirl my colonel-like moustache (look, Alan, a joke just for you, when you emerge triumphantly from Bamboo Curtain land!).

I also wanted to note that I feel like my last post may have contained quite a bit more of a "oh, these dirty natives and their dog-eating, non-english-speaking ways" sort of tone than I meant it to. This is what happens when it takes you three hours to send and retrieve ten email messages. You get cranky. And the cranky transmits its flavor to that which you are saying, even if that is not the tone you mean to convey. So, just to be clear: I love China. I love the Chinese people, who have been, in the aggregate, UNFAILINGLY polite, kind, helpful, and pleasant. With the notable exception of Beijing cab drivers, about which more later. I do not consider the failure of Chinese people to speak English to be their problem, I consider the failure on my part to know anything more than "ni hao" and "xie xie" to be mine.

However, I still can't get behind eating dogs. Which, to the best of my knowledge, relatively few Chinese people actually do, at least on a per capita basis.

So. Now that I am once again in a situation where I can regularly and smoothly access the internet, I will do my damnedest to bring this blog up to date.

Still to come: Gorges! Boats! Urban chaos! Lots of stairs! And the great cities of China, Shanghai and Beijing.

ETA: I've just realized that, since blogger dates posts according to the time you START writing them, as opposed to the time you POST them, it's no wonder my mom was confused. I didn't post the last post before this one until late in the day on July 18th, not the 14th, as the date stamp would suggest.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

July 13: In which there is no power but there are some phone calls, a tourist trap, a sad kitten, and some oddly unperturbed cormorants

I woke up pretty early Wednesday AM, despite having gone to bed around 2:30. I've been finding that the relatively hard beds keep me from lazing around quite the same way I might have in a more comfy setting. In addition, of course, I want to explore and see what's around me.

Unfortunately, when I went into the bathroom and flipped the switch for the light, nothing happened. It quickly became clear that the power was out in the lodge, and, in fact, in most of Dali. This was a great disappointment, as I'd been hoping to use the hours before the boys got up (they'd stayed out much later than I, being younger and having more stamina for the late-night partying, it would seem) to talk about the previous day's events here on the blog. Though candles are a pleasant enough alternative to electricity, the lack of internet is quite frustrating on a rainy day.

I decided to test the limits of the magic of international cell phone use with a call to my mom, who was as tickled as expected to recieve it. Shortly thereafter, I made a slightly less happy call to my friend Shosho, to ask some animal-care advice. The night before, toward the end of the music party, I had heard extremely loud meowing that sounded like an unhappy kitten. It, in fact, turned out to BE an unhappy kitten, which wandered in to the open lodge area from the rain outside. it was dry, so I suspect it may have been hiding somewhere from the rain. It was quite dirty, but didn't seem to be starving.

I don't think it's too xenophobic of me to be extremely suspicious of any and all Chinese interactions with the animal kingdom, given that a)dude... the dog-eating thing (sorry, some cultural relativism just doesn't fly with me- I know I should be more bothered by the "exotic" restaurants that serve monkeys, which is like eating a toddler, but monkeys are creepy, and that I am not, myself, a vergetarian, but pigs, cows, and chickens don't, as a dominant trait of their respective species, just want to love you and be your friend, which, sorry to tell everyone, even the sorriest and saddest Chinese dogs certainly seem to, about which more later), b)the poaching/ total lack of environmental or animal-rights regulations, c)there are a billion and a half of them and concern for animals is the province of wealthy westerners, not poor peasants and d)did I mention they EAT DOGS? Yeah. So, I was keeping a wary eye on both the kitten and the lodge staff as re: the kitten. I certainly didn't want to see it turned into kitten crepes, nor did I want to see it trapped and killed like a rat, both of which seemed like possibilities, to my admittedly xenophobic in this regard western mind. No one else seemed to be particularly concerned about the eventual well-being of the kitten, and the kids from the tour group were having a grand time playing with it and cuddling it (which, of course, may not have been the BEST idea, given the Lonely Planet's admonitions about rabies, but it was more reassuring than not, regardless).

The last I'd seen of the kitten, it was curled up on a cushion on one of the lodge benches, and seemed to be in no danger of being molested or sent into the rain by the lodge staff (none of whom, it should be noted, I had ANY ACTUAL REASON to believe might be kitten-killers (unlike Republican Senate Majority Leader and potential US Presidential candidate Bill Frist, who verifiably IS a kitten-killer, and a vivisecionist to boot), so I am in fact guilty of some racism there). It had such a powerful and desperate sounding cry that I thought it must have lost its motherm so I hoped that when the rain let up, it would go find her again.

The next morning, however, the kitten was still around, and still occasionally crying loudly. I tried to feed it some scrambled eggs, which it didn't seem interested in. I was thinking of hatching some kind of scheme where I induced Alan to explain to the lodgekeepers that having a friendly cat around would be good PR with Westerners, but it seemed to me that wouldn't be entirely responsible without verifying the poor thing was disease-free. I have no idea if there even ARE vets in China. In any event, once I damned the rabies torpedoes and picked it up, it seemed to me that the kitten was only about 5 weeks old, and that it was probably dirty because it hadn't yet learned how to wash itself,and possibly was still nursing, hence its lack of interest in my delicious and buttery scrambled eggs, so I called Shosho to ask her advice on what to do with such an animal. She had some useful advice, but we were both struck by visions of my trying to smuggle it around China in my backpack, and agreed that it would be best for me, and possibly the kitten, if it were to go back outside after the rain stopped and find its way back to its mother.

I have no idea if that's what happened, but I didn't see it again after that morning, so I hope it managed to find its way home. It was certainly loud enough that any momma cat in a ten-block radius should have been able to locate it eventually.

After finishing the morning of crankily lazing around (I had unsuccessfully gone in search of more mangosteens), it became clear that the boys and I all had different agendas. Christoph wanted to jam with the drummer he'd met the day before, Alan wanted to hang out at the lodge, and I wanted to see... something! anything! So, I asked Alan to arrange a trip for me to go to a local village where the buildings dated from the Ming dynasty. This he did, in conjunction with the manager of the lodge, and I quickly ended up in a minibus (and I do mean mini) with a cab driver, heading off through the countryside.

Dali is surrounded by bright swaths of what many a Hollywood movie has led me to believe (and Alan later confirmed) are rice paddies, along with other fields containing various crops. I remember my grandpa Barnett telling me once, in southern MN, that he'd always heard as a boy that corn was supposed to be "knee high by the fourth of July" for a healthy crop. Well, either the Dali fields are on a different growing schedule or their corn is super-sized, because it wasn't much past the 4th of July, and most of the corn stalks were easily over my head. Other crops included flowers, various recognizable vegetables, and some low-growing plant with absolutely ENORMOUS leaves. I still have no idea what it may have been, other than possibly some kind of melon. Before I forget to mention it, the rice paddies are absolutely gorgeous, intensely green and lush. I wouldn't want to work in one, of course, but they're awfully pretty.

The real difficulty in not speaking a language AT ALL (well, I can say "hello" and "thank you") is that there's no way to ask all the multitudes of questions that occur to a nosy person such as myself on a regular basis. For instance, above one of the rice paddies, there was a giant concrete trough, suspended about five or six feet off the ground, with a giant red tube running to the ground at the roadside. The trough extended all the way across the field, and I would have thought it was some kind of irrigation channel, but there were no outlets into the field. My seond thought was that it was some kind of safety valve to channel runoff from the mountains away from the fields below, but the trough seemed to stop before it reached the mountains. I am still completely clueless as to what it may have been. My cab driver, of course, spoke no English. Not "no English" in the way of Akbar and Tursun, who have been around it enough and seem to be culturally western enough to generally follow what's being said in tone if not content, and to communicate a little bit without it, but NO ENGLISH as in there will be much pointing and smiling and hopefully things work out.

This led to my being taken to a serious tourist trap of a "cultural center" outside the old portion of Xizhou, a village whose Bai architecure is primarily original to whichever century it sprang from. The tourist center is a large house representative of the way wealthy people lived at the time. I wouldn't ordinarily have paid the entrance fee to the house, which included a song and dance performance and three-course tea, but my cab driver had given me a brochure in the car and smiled, so I looked at it, handed it back to him, and smiled, and this was taken to mean, "yes, I would very much enjoy to see your tourist trap for which to bring me you probably get kickback." I was actually pretty annoyed until I realized that the majority of the entrance fee was for the song and dance show, because the house itself was mostly unfurnished, aside from the plethora of tourist shops on the first floor. I wandered around them, finding little that was different than I might have found in Dali, with the exception of a store that was dedicated to mounted and framed butterflies of Yunnan. I am quite certain that this is one of those ventures that should be frowned upon, as the butterflies on display were astonishing in their variety (and size) and I imagine that some of them must be rare or endangered. I mean, this is a country that emphasizes the tortoiseshell aspect of its combs, so I think my suspicions are not unfounded.

When I wandered back to the entrance, irritated that I'd been hustled, I heard a commotion behind some large wooden screen doors, and realized that I had, in fact, paid for a performance, which mollified me quite a bit. In the event, though the costumes were cheesy and the dancers indifferent, the "authentic" ethnic folk experience was rewarding, primarily because the tacky LED display above the dancers' and musicians' heads displayed information in English as well as Chinese and was actually rather informative. The three-course tea was particularly interesting, consisting of a standard black tea, a sweetened herb tea with slices of walnut floating in it, and a ginger tea to finish. All of this has a metaphorical aspect about the bitterness of life, its sweetneses, and the "aftertaste" that follows its having been properly lived/savored. I'm sure there is a far more elegant and in depth explanation to be had.

I don't think I've mentioned yet that herbal teas here, or tisanes, consist of GIANT CHUNKS of whatever flavoring you request suspended in the recently-boiling water. Each cup of ginger tea I've ordered seems to have an entire ginger root copped up and left to steep. There are also no tea strainers to be found, so I find myself constantly picking tea leaves out of my mouth.

After the ceremony, I again used the ever-popular hand gestures to explain to my driver that I wished to explore the town on foot, which momentarily confused him, but he acquiesced. It was indeed quaint, though essentially a more run-down version of Dali.

Upon returning to the lodge, Alan suggested that we go cormorant fishing. This is an ancient method of fishing the locals use that involves tame cormorants (sort of a cross between a duck and a seagull). The fishermen tie thin reeds around the cormorants' throats so they are unable to swallow, then set the birds free to dive for fish and pull the fish the birds catch from their mouths and put them in a bucket. I was dubious, but Alan assured me the birds aren't hurt.

We ended up in a small village outside Dali, on a lake. Our fisherman was friendly and very amused by Christoph's alarmed reaction to the birds flapping near his head. The fishing boats are about twice the width and a similar length to the canoes midwesterners are used to, though a different shape entirely. The birds (about ten in all) perch on the sides of the boat, while the fisherman and his guests balance on small wooden stools in the bottom of the boat. Given the amount of water that got splashed in my face by the oars and the birds, I was glad to have received my hepatitis vaccines. Once out in the water, the fisherman pushes the birds off the sides of the boat and they dive for fish. When they come up, you can see the bulges in their throats, and the fisherman grabs them out of the water by their necks, squeezes out the fish, and throws the birds back in the water. I can't say it seems entirely humane, but none of the birds seemed to be interested in making a break for it... quite the contrary, in fact. At the end of the day, the birds are rewarded with a certain portion of the fish they've caught.

After the cormorant fishing, we had a very good dinner at a western-oriented reatuarant that featured proper wood-fired oven pizza. It also had amazing fresh-squeezed juices (why, I would like to know, can I find EXCELLENT fresh-squeezed juice ALL OVER THE WORLD AND NOT IN LOS ANGELES? This is a problem, people. If it can happen in Zambia, it can happen in freaking Los Feliz). The latter convinced us to order a bottle of vodka for the mixing.

After dinner, we went to another lodge to join the tour group again for another evening of music. It wrapped up at 2 AM, and we wandered back toward our lodge with Nicole and British Alan, but were distracted by the sounds of carousing western backpackers in the Bad Monkey cafe. This is a proper backpacker's place, prone to reggae and its attendant intoxicants, and everyone was pleasant and mellow, though I did find myself in deep discussion with a French student about the fact that yes, there are Americans opposed to the Bush administration's war in Iraq, yes, they protested it, and no, it is not the fault of the students that the troops are still over there because they failed to live up to the example of the 1960's. All of this happened in French, so I am quite certain I sounded SLIGHTLY like an imbecile, but at least "commodification of dissent" is more or less a cognate. "Maintenant, si vous manifestez, ce n'est pas a cause de votres opinions, pensent tout le monde "normal", mais c'est parce que vous etes seuelement "un manifestateur," c'est votre identite." Yeah. American studies en francais. I did what I could, kids.

On the occurences of July 12: in which I finally discuss the town of Dali, there is more rain, and it is, in fact, A Small World After All

Just a quick note off the top: please do comment on these posts if you want, as I will read and respond to them (as appropriate) when I'm back out from behind the Bamboo Curtain.

Okay... Dali! When we arrived in Dali, around midnight on Monday night, we had to find a place to stay. The hostels and lodges Alan knew about were all booked, so we ended up in a slightly grotty hotel in the city center. Dali is a town with well-preserved and maintainted historic architecture, the style of which dates back to the Ming dynasty. As I understand it, much of old town Dali is maintained in its historic appearance as a cultural/ tourist draw, but whether or not it's an artificial quaintness, it's very pleasant. The old town of Dali is contained by ancient stone walls, guarded at each side by an imposing pagoda. It is this old town, the city center, where most tourists stay. Outside the city center there are more modern buildings, though I discovered once I ventured outside the town that it is by no means as built up as the area around Kunming. In any event, finding a hotel inside the city walls at a late hour was a bit of an accomplishment.

It was on our way to Dali that I realized that I was going to be just a bit of a princess about something: I still haven't used a non-Western (squat) toilet. I understand completely, both from my friends Anne and Laila's stories of travelling and from reading about such things, that the squat toilets are considered to be both more hygenic and better for one's elimination processes. However, I am just quite frankly not convinced that I am coordinated enough to simultaneously not pee on my shoes AND keep any and all items of clothing, not to mention my actual bare ass, from touching any unsavory surfaces. So. To Alan's great amusement, I was happy enough in our tatty two-room quad just because I could use a "proper" toilet. I keep trying to explain that boys, not needing to sit down to pee, don't have the sympathy they should.

The next morning, we hustled over to the Tibetan lodge, where Alan had stayed before, to book a room for the night. At first they offered us a triple, with one big bed and one small one, and... a squat toilet. I pouted, and they offered us a two room quad. Alan checked out the room, and told me it was a squat toilet. I pouted a little more, but acquiesced. We collected our bags from the other hotel, and came back to the lodge to have breakfast. When we got to our room, it was very nice, with hardwood floors and a loft. And... a western toilet. Alan is a brat. And I was a happy camper. I was even happier when I peeled back the bedspread to find an very pleasant duvet in a clean white cover, and pillows soft enough that I didn't really need to use the one I brought from home (I brought it for the airplane, but have been damn glad of it ever since... I am a spoiled American, this I know, but Chinese beds and pillows are by and large quite hard by our standards).

The only fly in the ointment was the rain. Dali has a spectacular setting in what I think may be actual foothills to the Tibetan Himalayas. Unfortunately, the spactacular green peaks were obscured by fog and rain. The rain also meant that we were unable to participate in some of Dali's prime attractions, such as taking chairlifts or riding horses up the hills to see temples (and scenery).

Dali is the historic home of the Bai people, who have a connection I have yet to quite understand to Genghis Khan and the Mongol hordes, but who apparently established a kingdom based in Dali for a number of centuries. The Bai have a very rich folk tradition, with handicrafts reminiscent of the Hmong embroidery I am familiar with from my Minneapolis days, and beautifully decorated buildings. As one of China's offically recognized ethnic minorites, which the government has decided it has an interest in preserving (presumably for intra-chinese tourist purposes), the Bai are exempt from the one-child rule. I am not entirely sure how this reconciles with what Alan tells me is the Chinese government's preferred method of dealing with ethnic conflict/unrest, which is simply to send in more Han Chinese settlers to an area (we joked about the Borg, but it seems that is in some regards the plan, essentially a "we will come for your women and livelihood, then open shops and turn it into a tourist zone"). It would appear that some people have learned the lesson about not starting land wars in Asia.

The streets here teem with women in "ethnic" Bai garb... cheap polyester simulacra of what must have originally been stunningly beautiful embroidered garments. Many of the older women are simultaneously handicraft peddlers and drug pushers. Marijuana and even hashish are easy to come by here in Dali, as the town has become a well-established stop on the global backpacker trail. As you walk down the street, little old women shove pictures of their wares in your face and ask you to "looky looky" and then, if you decline, say "smoky smoky?" It's rather reminiscent of walking through Washington Square Park and hearing the dealers muttering under their breath, "smoke smoke smoke smoke pills smoke smoke smoke." The effect of having drugs pushed by little old ladies in ethnic garb, however, is on the hilarious side- or would be if it weren't hard to be conscious of the fact that they've been forced into this kind of self-commodification for the benefit of the tourist trade, as a result of having been assimilated by the Chinese governmental Borg.

While Alan went off on a fact-finding mission, Christoph and I wandered the streets of Dali. There are a couple of main Western tourist streets, as well as a couple of primary mercantile streets. Our first foray took us to an area that was neither of these, demarcated, as we noted later, by the lack of pushers and hustlers.

Christoph has founded a non-profit organization focused on getting junior high school students to improvise music, and he is trying to shoot a documentary about musicians in China. For more about his organization, please see www.mima.org, where there is also a link you can follow to his blog about his musical discoveries here. These interests mean that he is always on the lookout for musicians he can film playing and interview about their art. We had been told that there would be music at the lodge that evening, so C was somewhat mollified, but he was still very happy to find a drummer in a cafe at the end of a less-touristed street. I, on the other hand, was gratified to find that Emily the Strange is becoming a popular icon in China as well as the U.S., as there was a sign posted for a party bearing her image.

I haven't travelled around China enough to make a firm declaration about whether or not the stores here are completely typical, but those which are meant to cater to non-tourists are mostly notable for their similarities: from a garage-like storefront (albeit one with an aesthetically pleasing iron or wood door) things for sale are set out on the steps leading down to the street. This is most alarming and most picturesque when it's the bowls of food outside restaurants, ranging from onions, alien-looking vegetables, and huge mushrooms, to live eels and fish and giant hunks of hanging meats. you point to what you want and they cook it- I've been too much of a wuss to sample this particular form of cuisine, though some of the mushrooms look pretty amazing, mostly because Alan told me he was eating dog for months before he thought to ask what the meat in his tasty steamed buns was. I put him on notice that his main mission is to prevent my eating dog in any way, shape, or form. Other than finding me western toilets, of course.

Although the rain was a minor irritant, Christoph and I had a fine time wandering around Dali and looking at things. I found 35mm film for about two dollars a roll, and we watched old men playing cards and mah jongg in a public park. We also went picture happy with the local architecture, which is highly decorated. The main buildings are a dark grey-ish blue and white, with brown tiled roofs, and black and white brush painting for decoration. There are also carved red and gold wooden panels on fancier buildings, and here, at least, artisans haven't lsot the art of making those carvings by hand, as we wandered past a storefront where they were doing so.

I found a flower market and was very intrigued by some giant pink flowers I think must be related to water lilies. I was happier, however, to find a fruit seller where I could buy rambutan and mangosteen. On our mad dash out of Kunming, we had hustled from the train to the bus station past many fruit and vegetable sellers, and I had caught a glimpse of something I suspected was the elusive mangosteen. I'm sure Jess can link to the pertinent NYT article in the comments here, but suffice it to say that we've both been intrigued by the idea of these fruits since the Times published a rhapsodic ode to them. They are not legal for import to the U.S. So, when I found a woman selling them here, I snapped one up. I have had rambutan before, and very much enjoy the fruit, which looks like a large, hairy lychee, of a raspberry hue with yellow tips to the "hair." The mangosteens (of which I purchased one before being certain that was what it was, but later Googling confirmed my suspicions)are about the size of one's fist, and resemble an eggplant in color, with a stem that is also similar to an eggplant. The skin is hard, like a passionfruit, but gives way easily to a fingernail, revealing a half-inch or so of pith. The skin bleeds a beautiful deep magenta, that I am happy I didn't have to attempt to remove from my clothing. The fruit itself is textured like a lychee, around a pit, but is segmented like an orange. It is, in fact, delicious, both tangy and sweet, rather like what I always want a lime rickey to taste like (though it never does). More mangosteens pour moi!!!

Christoph and Alan decided they wanted to go jam with the drummer, so I set out to explore more of the town. I found a random communist statue/monument/building area in a square, of which I took a picture. There were Chinese tourists posing with the statue, so I assumed this was kosher, but when I tried to go for the artsy shot of Comrade Statue, a soldier yelled at me across the square, "no picture!" so I moved on. This was one of only two times I've been prohibited from taking pictures, the other being of a storefront dentistry operation. In both cases, I managed to snap some kind of photo before getting yelled at.

I have vowed to be more ruthless this trip with photography, and to take more pictures of people, which has always been my weakness. I feel guilty treating people as scenery/objects, though they are frequently the best photos. I am torn between the relative discretion yet potentially poorer image quality and clear tourist self-declaration of my digital camera and the more blatantly obvious yet National Geographic looking spectacle of my Big Momma Camera Lens (75-300 telephoto on a Canon Rebel body). I always feel like if I look like I know what I'm doing it might be less insulting, but the Big Momma Lens also makes it very OBVIOUS what I'm doing. I could, of course, stick to the phone cam, but that will give me no photo albums.

When I returned to the lodge, I found Alan and Christoph in the restaurant downstairs with a Taiwanese-organized tour group who had invited them to join them for dinner, which invitation was quickly extended to me. The group (consisting of the friends, families, and acquaintances of Mr. Wang, a groovy Taiwanese record producer who organized the trip in conjunction with a man who turned out to be the owner of the lodge we were staying in) was incredibly warm, fun, and friendly. I sat down and was greeted by Rita, who, like many Asian women, completely doesn't look her age (mid-40's), her husband Joe, and her daughter Catherine, a sweet, pretty college student who is a Russian major and speaks very good English, as well as Peter, a hotel manager who joked that my name was "like Morgan Stanley?" I hastened to assure him that yes, it was the same word, and no, it was not my FAMILY name. I have to take a moment here to thank my parents once again for their excellent taste in choosing my name.. it is easily pronounced by most cultures, and doesn't seem to mean anything more untoward than the German "morning."

In short order, two musicians who were also travelling with the group began to play. These were Akbar and Tursun, two guitarists from Xinjiang, or, as they would probably prefer it, Eastern Turkestan. In keeping with the geopolitics I mentioned in my previous post, they are clearly not ethnically Chinese. Akbar looks like he could be Native American or part Japanese, while Tursun looks Mediterranean. The residents of Xinjiang have their own language, which, unlike the proliferating Chinese dialects which are as different from each other as French and Portuguese, is related to Eastern European languages like Turkish. The people themselves are referred to, I think by thimselves and not just the Han majority, as "Uighur" which of course sounds oddly close to "wigger" to American ears. They played a lot of songs, mostly in a gypsy/flamenco vein, and it was a joy to watch. Lynn, a Taiwanese manager and event producer, told me that Mr. Wang was producing Akbar and Tursun's record album for a release in the fall. In short order, the musicians invited Alan and Christoph to play with them, and there was much entertainment to be had. As the lead singer, Akbar is an enormous ham (Tursun being the quieter guitarist who has spent hours exchanging lessons with Alan), and he and Mr. Wang mugged for each other and the audience consistently. Catherine provided some translation services, as did David, an incredibly kind Taiwanese math teacher who travelled with his ten year old son (his son had a quite Beavis and Butthead -like fascination with fire, and continually played with the candle flames).

At some point, Alan mentioned that I worked for MTV, and Lynn said, "oh, there is a Taiwanese boy who works for MTV!" I said, thinking, this really can't be happening, "Ken Chien?" and she said, "yes! Ken Chien! I met him in Vegas this summer." Lynn, it turns out, sometimes works with Ken's mom. It is a small, small, world. I mean, when I was in line in a bus station in Prague, I once met a woman who knew my high school friend Beau from college, but I had seen her U of MN ID and commented on it. This incident makes me rather believe in the six degrees of separation, even for remote Chinese villagers. Not that any of us were remote or villagers, but the connections probably exist.

At times, I felt like the only person in the house without musical talent. I have always considered it the great tragedy of my life that I love music but can't sing a note, and the evening really made me feel that music is a special kind of universal language. I really wished that some of my musician friends, particularly Emily, Bo, Aram and Dunia, and Josh, could have been there. As the night went on, Joe played a lot of American folk songs, David played the harmonica (including a round of "Dixie," which cracked me up to a degree that I couldn't even begin to decide how to explain to Catherine), and Lynn sang beautiful harmonies to many of the folk songs and improvisations. Mr. Wang also sang and played guitar, and occasionally gave an intimation of the talent he would demonstrate later, Tuvan throat singing.

It was a magical evening, and we weren't the only ones who thought so. As such places tend to, the lodge we were at attracted an international clientele, including Nicole, a Dutch girl travelling with Alan, her English boyfriend, and a group of French students, with whom I have been practicing my lamentable francais.

A note on language- ordinarily, when I am in a country where people don't speak English, my urge is to speak French. In China, somehow that urge was shut off and I reverted quickly to smiling and pointing and making friendly faces and using hand gestures. Part of it, of course, is that the Chinese people in general seem to have a different physical vocabulary as well as a more vested interest in being opaque in their facial expressions than Americans and Europeans are used to. This was completely untrue of our Taiwanese friends, or of Akbar and Tursun, who acted so much like Italian or Spanish people in both their mannerisms and interactions with the people around them (including both musicians' humorous reactions when Akbar's cell phone kept ringing). Perhaps the Meditteranean feel pre-prompted my urge to lapse into French-thinking, but when Akbar, who speaks almost no English, was trying to talk to Sandrine, a French girl, and said "je m'appelle," it was like a default switch was triggered, and for the rest of the night I kept having to fight the urge to speak to him in French when Catherine or Alan weren't around to translate English to Chinese and back. I suppose this is preferable to the Ugly American urge to TALK LOUDER when people don't understand you.

I've actually found myself doing the thing I did in Africa, changing the rhythm of my speech when interacting with non-native speakers, though it's a different rhythm. In Africa, I modelled it (unconsciously) on Laila's singsong, here, having been aware of the way I changed my speech in Africa, I more consciously imitated Alan's very formal, yet choppy method of speaking. Not to mention simplifying everything to match the Chinese system of verbs having no tenses and nouns seemingly not having articles. "Please- I take taxi? Where I find it? OK."

After the evening's concert/party/jam session, which was topped off with an impromptu birthday celebration for Cristoph (Lynn arranged it on the spur of the moment when I told her it would happen at midnight), we were invited to go with Akbar, Tursun, Mr. Wang, Lynn, and David to get a late night snack. At this point it was 1 AM, so I declined my chance to sample this variety of cuisine. Jonathan Gold I am sadly not.

It was in this restaurant that Mr. Wang gave us a truly impressive demonstration of the Tuvan throat singing, which sounds quite a bit like a digeridoo. Alan, who is as multi-creative as Ms. MLE Halderman, gave it a go, but hasn't quite mastered it. It was also in this restaurant that Akbar and I formalized our interaction, which consists of his yelling "Mooooorgan!" across a room, while I respond with "Akbar!" in equally Greek/Russian melodramatic fashion. He then says "yeah?" and I say, "ok!" which, aside from his telling me "eyes beautiful" is about the limit of his English, and, needless to say, my Chinese or Uighur. Fortunately, I invented a fictitious boyfriend early in our interaction, so I don't think I'm in any danger of being dragged off to the sands of Kashgar (though who knows what I've smilingly nodded my agreement to), but Alan is very excited about the idea of being able to show up at my holiday party with tales of "The Uighur who loved Morgan." I think he mostly just likes the false cognate with "wigger" but y'all may indugle him if you will.

Up next: more rain, a power outage, a tourist trap or two, a sad kitten, rice paddies, and another late night, this time with drinking.

In which there is an Announcement of Technical Difficulties and additional bits and bats I neglected to write about before

So, first of all:

It appears the text messaging is... occasionally inconsistent. If you ever sent me a text message and didn't hear back from me, assume I didn't get it.

I can make and receive phone calls (please try not to call in the middle of the night, as I sometimes forget to turn the phone off)but cannot check my voicemail.

Email is always the best way to reach me.

I hear that there are some weirdnesses of punctuation, etc. in some of my prior posts- I will edit them upon returning to a non-oppressive land.

Now, to the things I neglected to write about previously:

I'm sure everyone who's ever been to China or read about travelling here has heard of the beauty of half- and mis- translated signs. In general, I've been pretty surprised by the number of things that ARE translated, and don't feel the need to cavil much. Without Alan, I would definitely be at sea for some things, but if one were to make a fully tourist-oriented trip, I think it wouldn't be that much of a problem (staying in fancier hotels with properly English-speaking conciereges, etc).

However, it's the things that are seemingly BEST translated that amuse me the most, as there is a level of formality that we Americans are completely unaccustomed to. For instance, my in-flight magazine on China Southern, which was basically all in Chinese except for the occasional headline, featured an article on Ewan Macgregor entitled "Ewan MacGregor: an Enchanting and Eccentric Scottish Actor." I'm not sure about eccentric (though perhaps the writer saw "Long Way Round," aka the Best TV Show No One Saw, and was taken aback by his adventures in Mongolia, etc.), but I would certainly agree on the enchanting.

In a more vaguely ominous way, the customs and immigration forms seemed to presume a level of honesty on the respondent that could only be induced by fear of a totalitarian regime: "Please mark check before the items of following symptoms or illness if you have any now: fever, cough, difficulty breathing, diarrhea, vomiting, psychosis, AIDS, venereal disease, AIDS, active pulmonary TB." Frankly, I can't imagine who would answer honestly if there WERE an issue.. kind of like the admonition that, should you be thinking of travelling to Tibet or Xinjiang (the ethnically central Asian (think 'stans) province to the far west), you should under no circumstances announce that on your application for a tourist visa, as the government will not actually check your itinerary once you're in China, and you shouldn't draw attention to yourself in advance.

However, the customs form itself was even more entertaining, as it contained what seemed to me to be the seeds of a potential Kafka-esque nightmare: "Mark check before the items of following articles if you bring any of them: animal, animal products, animal carcasses and specimens, plant, plant propagating materials, plant products, microbes, human tissues, biological products, blood and blood products, soil." First of all, "plant propagating materials" is about the most excellent overuse of syllables I've ever seen, given that "seeds" seems easy enough to find in a dictionary. Perhaps they meant to include fertilizer. More pertinently, however, is the fact that EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING who enters a country brings with them microbes, human tissues, and blood and blood products. I had brief visions of being stopped by some stern guard: "You did not mark microbe! You are dishonest subversive American!" Or, you know, maybe not. But if *I* were a bored customs guard, I might be tempted, language inquisitor that I am.

One final thing before I embark on a description of our by-now-epic stay in Dali: when we were leaving Kunming, we had a brief moment of feeling like we were in the Amazing Race: when we were unable to book our tickets on the soft sleeper train, we bought tickets on a bus that left earlier, and took four hours, rather than going overnight. That bus left at 7 PM, which gave us about two hours to go back to our hotel, collect our bags, have dinner, and get back to the bus station. The catch was that both Alan and Cristoph had left clothes with the hotel's laundry service, and it wasn't clear when the laundry would get back to the hotel.

At 6:20, we were starting to sweat (for those who haven't done the backpacking thing recently, there's something a little more stressful about the train/bus schedule than there is even in dealing with airplane schedules- it's something about the fact that, depending on your watch, their watch, and the operators' whim, you may or may not make it with split second timing). In the event, the laundry was delivered (the boys were told repeatedly that the laundry was "on the bus" on its way back- it seems things are frequently on a bus here), not just clean, dry, pressed, and folded, but sealed in individual plastic bags with cheerful stickers. It all looked brand new.

Up next: Dali, this time for real.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

In which I go on at great length and there is much time in motor vehicles, a fair bit of rain, semi-ill-advised clambering on rocks, & a few dragons

So, when last I posted properly, I was unsure whether a)I would be able to see my blog and read comments while in mainland China, which, sadly, no and b)whether my cell phone would continue to work, which, miraculously, yes. So text me, my friends. Also miraculously, I can charge both phone and ipod in local outlets. Wheeee, technology!

We spent Sunday night at the Camellia Hotel in Kunming, a friendly tourist-focused place comprising a strange combination of hostel (very clean, nice dormitories) hotel (I stayed in one of the "old" rooms, which was exactly what I expected a room in a post-Communist country to look like, tatty beadspread, archaic electronics, creepy flourescent bathroom light and all- I suspect the "new" rooms may have more in common with the cheerful dorms), embassy (for Laos), travel agency (for.. everywhere, but particularly Tibet, Laos, and Vietnam), and spa. Yeah. One stop... everything. Considering that it was fairly low rent (my room was $15 US, I think), the hotel had an absolutely enormous staff, almost at a Four Seasons level. There were attendants on every floor, seemingly endless housekeeping staff, a guy whose only job was to bring the bottles of boiled water for tea to each room, and, apparently, a girl whose main function was to deal with the flower arrangement in the lobby. I watched her fiddling with masses of lysianthus, gladiolas, lillies, and, of all things, the flowers I know as "New Zealand calla lillies," the long-stemmed orange- and red- variegated type that rarely sell for less than $4US a stem. She was assisted by two other female members of the housekeeping staff, as well as a police officer acting as hotel guard and a couple of bus boys. Most of these seemed to be offering their advice, much to her chagrin.

We chartered a taxi to take us to the Xilin stone forest, a little over an hour outside of Kunming. The drive was my first ground-level experience with the Chinese countryside. Kunming, though apparently the flower capital of China, and blessed with clean, wide boulevards, is somewhat unlovely in many particulars. Like the hotel room, it feels the way you expect post-communist cities to feel... low, squat, square buildings without much character. On the other hand, the one genuine Communist building we saw, a more Mussolini-style hall with a graceful curve to its roof and a prominent red star in the center of same, was nearly completely obscured from view by billboards filled with ads, not propaganda. So perhaps rather more of the architectural deprivation is attributable to the free than to the fixed market.

Driving out of Kunming, I had the impression that a)China has never heard of zoning (apartments were stacked above garage front stores that sold every imaginable widget and component, from PVC tubes to sheet metal to old tires to spark plugs) and b) every rumor you've heard about its constantly eating its past to create its future is not only true, but the future in some ways occasionally resembles a midwestern suburb. Okay, that last isn't entirely fair, but there were an awful lot of buildings that seemed to resemble nothing so much as the Chinese version of McMansions. Many of the nicer buildings shared a style that was vaguely reminiscent of a Mediteranean or Persian vocabulary, with relatively elegant arched windows and balconies. On the other hand, there were many traditional low brick buildings that were either in the process of being knocked down or clearly marked for destruction that were obviously about to give way to yet another dismal concrete box.

Near the city, as I mentioned above, capitalism holds clear sway, as it would in any developing country, though with slightly more panache and less squalor... more a middle-class part of Harare or Capetown than the streets of Delhi or Ghana. Cars are plentiful (as are exhaust fumes), and so are motorbikes and bicycles. In many ways, China answers the question of what it might mean to be a second world nation, rather than a first or second.

In the countryside around Kunming, at least the parts of it that haven't yet been cleared for some kind of development, there are plenty the iconic green hills we all think of when we think of the Chinese countryside. Many people seem to live in the low brick houses, and the hills are marked by what seem to be individual farm plots. I assume that these plots are primarily for family use, as they don't seem quite big enough for commercial purposes.

As we approached the stone forest (one of several karst formations in the world- as I understand it, these are limestone deposits which emerged from the surrounding, softer rock and soil after centuries of erosion), we saw both beautiful scenery (there are plenty of stones outside the forest, and they create an effect vaguely reminsicent of the Scottish Highlands)and a fairly random accident: as we entered a tunnel, one of the lanes was closed off by a warning flag, and halfway through the tunnel, a small semi truck lay on its side, looking for all the world like a sleeping elephant. The driver was sitting calmly nearby, eating his lunch.

Driving in China is accompanied by a constant chorus of beeping. Cars honk to pass, they honk to approach, they honk to REproach, they seemingly honk just to say hello to one another. Although there were probably eight separate instances where I felt we were in danger of either being killed by another vehicle or killing someone ourselves (normally little old men on bikes on the side of the road), everything seemed to move smoothly around everything else, with near zen-like fluidity... not zen-like calm, of course, given the honking.

The stone forest itself seems to be a very popular Chinese tourist attraction, complete with gaudy signs, kitchsy souvenir stalls, hordes of umbrella-toting tourists (it was, as the brits say, pissing down rain), and hefty entrance fee ($10US). Lonely Planet is somewhat sniffy about the location, which I suspect is because it is about as authentic in its "ethnic minority" cultural shows as is Pipestone, MN, but that in no way detracted from the site's beauty and appeal. I was glad that we drifted quickly away from the main tourist path and spent most of our time wandering around by ourselves through deep green grasses marked with strange clusters of black monoliths. All the pathways are paved in stone, which we were grateful for in the rain, as we would otherwise have been slogging through lots of sticky orange mud- as it was, my black pants have quite a few orange dots on the back from the splashback. The drawback, of course, is that the stone is rather slippery when wet. There were quite a few staircases that, though they marked crevasses it would have been impossible to traverse in the rain without the paths, were slippery and steep enough to give us a moment's pause.

Kitsch aside, the rock formations were breathtaking, and frequently Stonehenge- and Tolkien- esque. It was not only easy to imagine the place inspiring all manner of fairy tales, it practically seemed PROOF of all the old myths about trolls turning to stone in the daylight... though these formations seemed more likely to unfurl themselves into dragons' wings than lumpen troll armies. Toward the end of the day, we happened to turn into one narrow path that, though it eventually led us into one of the main tourist plazas, initially seemed to take us straight into a greener, less evil Mordor. Huge craggy walls of stone surrounded us on all sides as we squeezed through narrow passageways too tight for one person to go through without turning sideways... and then descended hundreds of steep stairs to the bottom of the formation. We then faced hundreds more stairs to climb up and out through the other side. I damn near fully expected there to be at LEAST a huge castle at the other side, if not a giant dragon guarding its hoard. Instead, we found teeming masses of umbrella-wielding Chinese tourists having lunch. A tad anticlimactic, perhaps, but worth the journey.

We hurried back to Kunming to try to book "soft sleeper" train tickets to Dali, a town tucked high in the mountains, reknowned for its ethnic minority population and well-preserved arcitecture dating back to the Ming dynasty... the 16th and 17th centuries. The train was sold out, so we instead opted for tickets on an express bus, which would get us into Dali at midnight.

China has four types of train.. hard seat, hard sleeper, soft seat, and soft sleeper. The hard seat trains are (apparently) primarily non-tourist, with no assigned seats, and subject to overcrowding. The soft seats are comparatively rare, with assigned seating. Hard sleeper trains have three levels of bunks, and soft sleepers are private compartments for 2-4 people, and of the standard of luxury of any sleeper train in the world. I have yet to experience any of these, but hope to take a soft sleeper from Shanghai to Beijing later in my trip.

As for buses, there are locals, express, and sleeper, which can be either. Our express bus featured a beautiful hostess in colorful ethnic garb (Alan and Cristoph are in agreement that the ethnic minority women are far and away the most attractive, and thus far I'm inclined to agree) with a sassy attitude. She provided us all with bottles of water and a souvenir pocket mirror. The bus also showed one Hong Kong action movie starring Jet Li and a half-English language Chinese propaganda film about an American pilot helping the communists fight the Japanese in WWII.

On our way out of town, we encountered a traffic jam that appeared to be caused by a confluence of stalled vehicles. Our first clue something was amiss was the minibus that slammed on its brakes in front of us (us, in this case, being a bus only slightly smaller than a Greyhound) and drifted to the side of the road. Immediately thereafter, a car toward the back of what looked like three lanes of slow traffic ahead moved into reverse, then pulled a U-turn and started driving the wrong way down the side of the freeway. In China, it seems, traffic is governed more by what is theoretically physically possible than by any actual rules. I commented to Alan that, given the regular conditions of chaos and disorder and the rather irregular catastrophic occurences, Chinese drivers on the whole must actually be vastly better than US drivers. He said that it was pretty much true, and the problem was that when they arrived in the US, they just didn't know how to deal with the actual rules.

Up next: the town of Dali.

In which I discover that I am, apparently, a Cultural Subversive

I'm totally banned!! I can post, and read my posts, but I can't view my blog, which means that I can't read your comments until I'm back in Hong Kong and out from under the.... bamboo?? curtain.

If anyone has any idea how to get around this other than switching this whole thing to, say, Livejournal mid-journey, please let me know.

I'm looking at you, Paul Socolow. Can you wave a magic Google wand?? Pretty please?

Anyway, please send me e-mail for the feedback for the next week or so if you want a response!

Sunday, July 10, 2005

In which most people are, in fact, Chinese, there is a happy reunion, cheap food, and a notable lack of modern dentistry

I boarded the China Southern Airlines flight for Kunming with a slight sense of apprehension. We westerners are pretty well indoctrinated to expect that any below-the-radar airline, particularly one based in a third-ish world nation, will involve sitting on chicken crates and alarming random depressurizations of the cabin. Well, despite their flight maps including such non-US-tourist-visited destinations as Islamabad, Tashkent, and Pyongyang, I have to report that in many respects China Southern was rather more civilized than most US airlines.

We took off from the spectacular Hong Kong harbor and I enjoyed a beautiful view of the islands of the South China Sea. Although leg room was limited, there was an empty middle seat, so the flight was not uncomfortable. The orange juice served was Tropicana Pure Premium level (an Australian brand), and we were given large moist towels before our snack (the pre-packaged kind one often gets in sushi restaurants). The snack itself was presented in both hot and cold portions- the cold portion in a festive lacquered box with a cute mascot emblazoned on it. The hot portion was some dumplings, steamed haricots verts, and some fried pancakes. A nice little dim sum snack. The cold portion was a fresh fruit cup that consisted of good white melon and watermelon and excellent pineapple, along with a small pineapple muffin. I wouldn't want to bet too much money that the quality is quite so good on the flights departing Pyongyang, but it was definitely a pleasant surprise.

I arrived in Kunming after enjoying the changing view from the window. I was wishing for a pilot as informative as the one I'd had when I returned from Chicago to L.A. (he'd kept up a running commentary about the scenery we flew over, in a way that was both informative and unintrusive). There were both classic velvety green Chinese hills and clear instances of development outpacing planning.

As we neared Kunming itself, I saw a lot of industrial sites as well as the occasional random giant... mansion? Hotel? Who can say.

Customs was a three part process, consisting of passport control, quarantine control, and the post-baggage customs inspection. While there was marginally more supervision than in Hong Kong, in that there were three actual pieces of paper that needed to be filled out and collected at three different stations, the process itself was equally lowkey, and I was essentially waved past each station. This is a relief when those who are doing the waving are in full-fledged Chinese military uniforms, red bars and stars and berets and all.

In the airport, I had a couple of hours to wait before meeting up with Alan and Cristoph, so I decided to sit in a cafe to do so. Then I remembered that I didn't yet have any Chinese money... and, unlike the $HK, I couldn't have gotten them beforehand, as yuan are only obtainable within China. When it became clear that the waitress in the cafe in the airport didn't speak enough english to tell me where to find a bureau de change, I had a brief moment of panic. I had no interest in standing around for two hours, and I was pretty sure I wasn't going to be allowed to laze around in a cafe without buying anything, "to each according to his need" or no. Fortunately, though there was no place to change my money that I saw, there was an ATM. Ahhhh, technology. How I love thee. (Still not sure, by the way, if the text messaging will still magically work here in the PRC, as the time difference between here and CA means people are probably still asleep)

I was, until Alan and Cristoph's plane arrived from a popular tourist destination, the only white woman (and probably person) around. This made me the source of much amusement to a couple of little girls who kept running up to me and giggling as I sat reading my book. My Chinese is limited to "Hello" and "thank you" and their English seemed to be limited to "hello" and "book," so there wasn't much in the way of cross-cultural exchange taking place. I have resigned myself to smiling a lot and pointing when Alan isn't around to translate.

As I waited for Alan and Cristoph to collect their bags, I started to notice the remarkably bad state of Chinese dentistry. Seriously, I am never going to crack jokes about the British again.

After we took a cab into town and settled into our hostel/hotel (I got a room, A and C opted for the dormitories), we went in search of dinner. Alan has armed himself with the MOST recent edition of Lonely Planet, which recommended a cafe at another hostel. The menu seemed unpromising, offering such items as "scrambled egg with tomato" and "beef with noodle," but what ended up arriving on our table was some of the best damn Chinese food I've ever had. Seriously, if you dressed this stuff up and gave it more compelling nomenclature, you would easily have the makings of an upscale trendy restuarant in the US. All the dishes incorporated good, fresh, ingredients and were wonderfully flavored. We had sauteed wild mushrooms (mostly oyster-y) with garlic, ginger, and spring onions; schezhuan beef (too spicy for me, but delicious); the aforementioned scrambled eggs with tomato (which sounds weird but was a delicious, not quite soup-y mix); curried vegetables; and a bowl of dumplings in broth. I had a gin and tonic and we all split some Tsingtao beers. All this food, including four large bottles of beer and a hefty gin and tonic, cost 80 yuan. That's at a rate of 8 yuan to the dollar. That's right, one of the best meals I've had in a while was NINE DOLLARS INCLUDING BOOZE. All hail the PRC, I say.

I'm now in an internet cafe that is definitely a local joint, non-tourist (thanks to Alan's language skills, such things ar possible) surrounded by boys playing shoot em' up video games and a couple of teenage girls playing a game that seems to involve making SIMS-esque computerized Britney clones successfully execute a macarena. No idea.

On the downside, I can't read my blog. I don'f know if this is a glitch or if I have accidentally said something subversive and Google is keeping the Chinese people safe from my rambling. So, if I don't respond to your comments, that's why!

Saturday, July 09, 2005

In which there is one final Rhapsodic Bulletin from Hong Kong

The airport. I forgot to talk about the airport.

I encountered no lines anywhere, the cleanest bathrooms I've ever seen, and the habitual non-US free luggage trolleys.

Aside from that, however, the architecture is STUNNING. It echoes and displays the bays and mountains that surround it, and is generally geared to create a sense of space and airiness.

Couple that with some seriously upscale duty-free shopping, and Heathrow may have just found itself outbid for my affections.

There's even a fresh juice bar in the arrivals area. :)

In which I am easily amused but harbor just a few dreams of imperial wealth

In keeping with one of my and several of my friends' favorite pastimes, I went this evening to the bar atop the Peninsula Hotel, otherwise known as THE Peninsula Hotel (Hi, Rox!), otherwise known as Conde Nast Traveller's perennial pick for the Best Hotel in the World.

First, the getting there: Hong Kong is a city of islands, the main two of which are Hong Kong Island (where I've been staying) and Kowloon. These two are easily travelled between both by subway (it seems) and ferry- the latter of which is renowned to be one of the great ferry excursions in the world, and at roughly thirty cents a ride, surpasses the Staten Island ferry in bang for the buck.

I took the ferry ride at dusk, having been informed that every evening the Hong Kong skyline puts on a light show, which is best viewed from either a)said ferry or b)the bar on top of the Peninsula Hotel. Let's take a minute here: EVERY NIGHT, almost EVERY notable building in the HK skyline is part of a Disney/Vegas- style electric boogaloo. For.... sheer entertainment? Who knows, but the distinctive buildings have even more distinctive nighttime profiles even when they AREN'T shaking their electric groove thangs, so I was eager to see it.

I timed the ferry ride to arrive at the Peninsula for the actual show. This is where the would-be wealth comes in... despite its oddly unimpressive web site, the Peninsula is basically the Bellagio with 98% of the tacky bits removed, and a storied past to back it up. Were it not for the fact that my travel wardrobe only barely provided an outfit that I thought was even marginally suitable for the place, I would have been dying (to be able) to move in.

In any event, I made my way up to the bar, which, aside from the view, was frankly unimpressive. It was smallish, and the house specialty drinks were $150HK... around $20US. I had a marginally less expensive greyhound, which was made with nominally fresh squeezed juice and what tasted and felt like very little vodka indeed. So, in the bare bones assessment, not one of my faves.

However.

Then the light show started. Okay, yes, it's a little corny... but it's also one of the coolest things I've seen, particularly given that tonight, for some indecipherable reason (the bus boy's English was somewhat marginal), the light show incorporated... FIREWORKS. A coordinated display of them, from the tops of something like 15-20 of HK's most notable buildings. I challenge anyone to watch that and not grin like an idiot, overpriced drinks, cramped bar, and cheesy conglomeration of rich expats notwithstanding. And I doubt there was a better view of the show from anywhere in the area than there was from the bar at Felix, the restaurant on top of the Peninsula. Except, apparently, in the men's room at the same bar, but I have no confirmation of that and will seek none.

In which I kick jet lag in the ass

Just a note...

Astonishingly, I am FAR LESS jetlagged here in Asia than I usually am in NYC or even Chicago. Apparently the long flight actually works in one's favor, and just resets the body clock completely. I got a solid nine hours of sleep on the plane, arrived HK at 5 AM, took a brief nap around 5 PM, went to bed at 10:30, got up at 9 AM, and am feeling fine. Wheeee!! And I only took sleeping pills on the plane.

In which there are no pirates in the South China Sea

Well, none that I saw, anyway. There were a hell of a lot of private residences on islands that I now view with a gimlet eye, having heard that much of the prime real estate in the area has been used by the triads to launder money.

This is all a long way of saying that this afternoon I took a ferry to Macau, the Vegas of China (note I don't say Monaco).

Macau is definitely more clearly post-colonial than Hong Kong, and also more depressingly not preserving the remnants of that past that might be worthwhile. There are beautiful buildings that are either built over by high rises or currently home to Starbucks, Levis, and DKNY. I'm glad I made the trip over, if only for the peaceful ferry journey through the island-dotted sea, but I think it's relatively low on my list of local reccomendations. On the other hand, my local reccommendations pretty much just consist of my repeatedly saying "Holy shit... HONG KONG!!!" so that may not be much to go by.

Tomorrow I meet up with Alan and Cristoph in Kunming, in Yunnan Province. Then we'll see how equipped I really am to deal with this side of the world!

Friday, July 08, 2005

In which I compare one of the world's great cities with a Tasty Crustacean

Hong Kong is like lobster.

I don't know who the hell had the idea to build a sprawling metropolis on a steamy tropical jungle archipelago, but it really works. At least lobster kind of resembles other things one might eat, if desperate. Gorgeous though this setting is, it really doesn't scream "missed opportunity for land use!" at me.

It's kind of awesome, though, because the city seems to not mind that it's losing the battle. I mentioned the rotting luxury tenements in the last post, but I have to go back to it, because it's really kind of shocking. I mean, these places look like Cabrini Green (what remains of it), except they have luxury vehicles in their garages and are right next to as-yet-undecayed reminders of what I can only assume was their past glory. Some of them have intact brass and marble entryways, with doormen and everything, yet above eye level practically seem like abandoned squats.

This is where I again go onto one of my rants about modernism. People. People, people, people. When you know your shit is going to mold, mildew, rust, bubble, and peel, either build something that is ENTIRELY glass and steel if you must, or GO RETRO. All colonial-ish, revival-ish, turn-of-the-century-ish arcitecture looks GOOD when it rots (see: Havana). Post-Mies Soviet bloc emulations? Not so damn much.

I'm not really complaining, however, because it's kind of fascinating to have one's sense of cultural signifiers completely messed with. It's not like India, where middle class families apparently live in cardboard boxes, but there's something about seeing clothes strung between fire escapes that just doesn't scream Yuppieville. And yet, Yuppieville it is, complete with adjacent hipster SoHo (what is it with that designation??).

Aside from the premature and frequently unsightly decrepitude of the buildings, however, the environment makes most things more rather than less sightly. For instance, the concrete-coated embankments and hillsides we Angelenos are so familiar with abound here, but they're all completely covered in lush, verdant mosses and lichens that, while probably bad for the concrete, make it all seem even more like Hong Kong is just some buildings plunked down in rolling tropical hills.

From a distance, actually, the buildings commune oddly well with their surroundings. I feel like they have a slightly different profile than what we're used to, one that's somehow more in line with the craggy peaks surrounding them.

I don't mean to make it seem like Hong Kong is some Shangri-La; it isn't. It's clearly overcrowded, with a serious labor underclass, and all the smells and grime and, not to put to fine a point on it, gigantic fucking cockroaches one would find elsewhere. However, it's a city that is, depending where you are, as beautiful as San Francisco, as fascinating from an urban development perspective as LA, and as engaging and bustling as NYC. Or so it seems from my first twelve hours.

I think the city appeals to me on another level, which is that, while it is very much a post-colonial metropolis, it doesn't really feel like one, or at least no more than, say Philadelphia does. African cities frequently seem to be judged and to judge themselves as successes based on the extent to which they successfully emulate a certain bland western modernity. Hong Kong is something else entirely. In fact, in many ways, it feels less like a third world post-colonial city than Los Angeles does.

Also, there are crazy amounts of well-marked and beautiful pedestrian paths, and many many beautiful kinds of butterflies I've never seen before. And the scaffolding is made from bamboo. Which I? Think is insanely cool.

I'm just worried that neither of the cameras I have with me will properly capture it all.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

In which there are a number of totally uninformed an hopefully inoffensive ruminations about a Foreign Culture

Well, then.

Here I am in another internet cafe, waiting for my room to be ready- note to self, when arriving in Asia at asscrack of dawn, look for hotel with 24 hour checkin.

Anyway, I think I didn't mention in my last post the COMPLETE LACK of customs activity. The immigration control line was nonexistent, and the guy just took my passport, smiled, handed it back to me, and said have a nice day.

As for the REAL customs checkpoint, immediately after baggage, I sailed through without even realizing I'd done so, as there were a couple of guys at a desk that said CUSTOMS in front of a large doorway- they were so lackadaisical and nonchalant that I suspected they were merely the guards for the "real" customs line.... nope. I'd given them they eyebrows-up and smiling "do I talk to you, or....??" face, and they just waved me past.

WTF, people, there was just a big bombing in London!!

Ah, well, I suppose it's just as well that I maintain possession of my potentially illicit Fuji apples.

So,observations on Hong Kong itself: first of all, I don't think the city has any bad external approaches. It's one of those gorgeous coastal cities, like San Fran of Sydney with more Hawaiian topography. Lush, green, beautiful. The harbor contains everything from decaying fishing sloops to yachts to construction "dinosaurs" that actually look even more creature-like than the usual US variety.

Inside the city it's another matter. There are spectacular buildings and still more lush greenery, but buildings that look like tenements are side by side with gleaming, clearly expensive new high rises.

A nice man on my shuttle bus said they all cost a million dollars for a studio. Whether that was HK or US dollars, I'm not sure, but if it's true, some of those people have to be bitter. I told Jess that it was like an amalgam of San Fran, Hawaii, and the Bronx, and that's just about accurate.

There are people waiting to use this free terminal, so I'll wrap up for now.

In which I set foot on continent #4, at least technically.

My flight arrived an hour early, so my shuttle service has not yet opened.

My body clock thinks it's early afternoon on Thursday, rather than the wee hours of the AM on Friday, so I'm feeling pretty good.

Thanks to the seatfinder website that gives per-airline breakdown of good, bad, and indifferent airline seats, I had a window seat toward the back of the plane that had about a foot and a half of room between me and the wall. After takeoff, I could move my baggage into that space, pull up the armrest, and curl up like I was in a proper armchair. I slept a good 9-10 hours of the 13+ hour flight, partially thanks to the wonders of modern psychopharmacology.

I imagine that I would have slept longer had it not been for the extreme.... bounciness of the ride. I'm not going to call it turbulence, exactly, but those big planes really do feel BIG... like your side might not necessarily have the relationship to the other side that it really ought. The wing spans are also seriously awe-inducing, even in comparison to regular big cross-continental planes.

Flying into HK airport in the pre-sunrise mist, I had a definite sense of being Somewhere Else. While distinctly lovely, with tall gleaming towers rising among mist-shrouded hills and lagoons, it was more unlike any other landscape I've flown over/into, from an urban standpoint. Wild spaces look alien more easily, so it was fascinating to feel like my initial response to Africa ("eh, Harare just looks like Hollywood... same weather, even,") was not likely to be reproduced. That, of course, was pre-monkey herds. And, also, a few years pre-Mugabean meltdown. At least in the murky wee hours, Hong Kong resembled one of the fantastic cityscapes that are George Lucas's real imaginative talent of late.

So, to procure free use of this internet terminal, I've bought my first experimental drink... guava lemon juice. Nice packaging. We'll see if it's as yummy as it seems it should be. Plus, I have to take advantage of these things before I hit the mainland.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

In which there are Coming Attractions, a mea culpa, and use of an if not archaic certainly awkward technology.

First: the mea culpa.

I don't know where the time went in Chicago, but go it did. Quickly. So, no blogging, despite all my best intentions.

But: notes to be written and posted on the following matters exist:

-obtaining a passport and visa in record time

-why to be a Hollywood asshole when it occurs to you that maybe you should be

-review of War of the Worlds

-thoughts on why Chicago, generally, rocks.

I am typing this from a pay as you go kiosk in the Bradley International terminal. It has a keyboard with round puffy buttons that would work well on a land-line phone, but are not conducive to speedy or accurate typing.

I have not brought my computer with me and will thus be relying on the kindness of the internet cafe gods to help me keep in touch.

God willing and the creek don't rise, as prof. Slotkin would say....